{"product_id":"campania-ulrich-von-snootypants-garden-statue-s-520","title":"Campania Ulrich Von Snootypants Garden Statue - S-520","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCampania Ulrich Von Snootypants Garden Statue \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring personality and classic craftsmanship to your landscape with the Campania Ulrich Von Snootypants Garden Statue - S-520, a whimsical yet elegant cast stone garden sculpture designed to add character to any outdoor setting. Proudly made in the USA using locally sourced materials, this decorative statue is created with a proprietary high-density wet cast stone mix composed of water, sand, stone aggregate, and cement. With a PSI strength of approximately 7,500, the statue offers exceptional durability and is designed to withstand outdoor conditions while naturally aging over time. Perfect for gardens, patios, courtyards, and landscape displays, it serves as a charming focal point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach statue is finished with hand-applied patinas available in fifteen exclusive natural pigment stains, including a natural concrete option. These multi-step finishes replicate the beauty of naturally aged stone while allowing subtle variations that make every piece unique. The material is authentic, eco-friendly, and 100% recyclable, and may qualify for LEED credits in certain projects. Ideal for residential gardens, hospitality spaces, or public landscapes, the Ulrich Von Snootypants statue blends artisanal craftsmanship with timeless outdoor décor appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.036%; height: 245.2px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 20.6452%; height: 19.6px;\"\u003eCategory\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 79.139%; height: 19.6px;\"\u003eSpecification\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.6px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20.6452%; height: 19.6px;\"\u003ePieces\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 79.139%; height: 19.6px;\"\u003eIndividual Item\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.6px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20.6452%; height: 19.6px;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 79.139%; height: 19.6px;\"\u003eCast Stone\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.6px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20.6452%; 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